Tuxie Tummy Tuesday

I've been waiting to post this. It looks cute, doesn't it? Don't you just wanna rub his fuzzy belly? Yeah. I wouldn't. This is my giant cat Cosmo and his flab. Cosmo, who has vicious claws and huge fangs, thinks he's still a little kitten the size of my hand. He doesn't understand "Yow! Freak! What the hell???" He's a sweetie though. He enjoys head-butting arms, tripping passers-by and beating the crap out of the other cats. His favorite toys include a stick he chewed the catnip mouse off off, Miles' tail, and my feet. You can't really get a good perspective from this picture, but Cosmo is HUGE.

Man Cat Monday, or Un Gato Grande

Meet Miles, the 20-pound tabby. Fat Boy here thinks he's a lap cat. BabyLove had him declawed as a kitten, so he regularly gets his butt kicked by my cats, Cosmo and Cleo. This is actually funnier than you think. Cleo weighs eight pounds, and is a quarter of his size. When not flaunting his bodacious flab skirt, Miles enjoys snacking, napping, and attempting to run out into the back yard.